Saturday, September 29, 2007

God Save This Honorable Court

Poof! ‘God’ Answers Suit, Asserts Lack of Jurisdiction | ABA Journal - Law News Now

From the ABA Journal's Webpage comes this story of litigation against the Almighty. 

To show how easy it is to sue anyone, Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers filed suit in Douglas County Superior Court in Omaha against God.

A few days later, two answers were filed on behalf of the Defendant.  One was filed by a Corpus Christi law office.  According to the court clerk, the other simply appeared -- "Poof!" -- on the filing counter.

The answer that appeared pleads logical defenses.  It denies responsibility for mankind's sufferings, citing free will.  It asserts lack of proper service.  And, naturally, it pleads Souvereign immunity.

In my opinion, this conclusively proves that, contrary to popular belief, there are lawyers in Heaven.

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