Thursday, August 31, 2006

Prime Rib with a Side of Tyson Frozen Dinner

Mike Tyson, former heavyweight champ, convicted rapist, and sometime ear-cannibal, has been reduced to the status of a Vegas sideshow, training in public near the Aladdin Casino's buffet line.

He complains that fighting has left "a bad taste in my mouth." Well, that's what happens when you eat your opponents.

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