Yesterday, Batman fans heard the chilling news that the Tudor mansion in Pasadena that stood in for the Wayne ancestral home in the 1960's Batman TV series had burned down.
But in true Batman fashion, the stories of its demise turned out to be greatly exaggerated.
In fact, a mansion two blocks from SWM had succumbed to a flaming doom. Authorities mistakenly thought the demised domicile was the former haunt of the Dynamic Duo. Now all the caped crusader need worry about is the tectonic instability caused by that big cave under the house.